Wilkommen, bienvenue, come on in! This blog has come into existence by accident/because everybody and their dog have one. By the time you read this, I have presumably sussed out enough to make things worthwhile...expect pontification aplenty from someone who has far too much time to tap away at his plastic piano (att. to Will Self, a man with a powderkeg for a head), to be reacted to by you who have far too much time blah blah blah.