Hail to the chief

"Mr Blur, citizens of Londonland, this is a hysteric occasion for me and for the people of our great nation. Once more, as in the darkest days of the Brits, our two countries stand shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand, foot in mouth against the tyrannitude of those evil folks who seek to deprave us of our freedom fries. But we shall not acquiesce or give up, not until every last frightened child, God-fearing or Muslim, has 6-million dollar limbs. We can rebuild Iraq! We have the technology!"