Wankers

That's the word. Not 'douchebags'. For pity's sake, now even The Guardian's using it...at least if you want to ape American culture - ape being the operative word - don't adopt their most moronic terms or practices.

I should have seen this day coming, of course. It's already been nearly 10 years since I got accosted by teenage slappers in Crouch End wanting contributions to their 'prom'. For the love of God.