November 02, 2010

Pre-emptive Strikes

So England and Russia both want to stage the 2018 World Cup. But what do you do when you're internationally synonymous with corruption, crime and drinking yourself to death? Simple, really: get that shot in first against your rival. Incendiary farcical propaganda has a rich tradition in Russia, and clearly it didn't die out with communism. The motives behind it have changed, however: it's no longer just a matter of self-aggrandisement for a dictator, but rather cold profit for a cabal of oligarchs - don't expect the Russian in the street to benefit if they get their tournament.
Do remember, however in choosing this attack plan not to put all your eggs in one basket. The wheels of the decision-making process also need oiling.
England's bid is primitive indeed; we clearly have a lot to learn.

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