The Bin Laden with False Expectations

'USA! USA!'
It seems churlish to tap throngs of ecstatic Shermans on the shoulder on this day with any patient explanation of how little having finally shot their baddie-in-chief matters, or indeed how little good finally making a solid martyr of him will do. It's all about closure, after all. And vanquishing the end-of-level boss. It's what God wanted.
Still, who says that Bin Laden was really born in Saudi Arabia? Show us the birth certificate now!