You're in charge of the biggest sport in the world...please fuck it up for us

Really. https://www.thecable.ng/football-rule-making-body-proposes-60-minutes-matches. Never mind over 10 years of resisting technology to stop travesties in things the referee didn't or didn't want to see occurring. Never mind being blind to video assistance while always remembering to take giant bribes. No, apparently what we want from FIFA is making football matches 2/3 of the length. Putin, Trump, FIFA are all supposedly democratically chosen in some way. It may not be the Cold War, but it doesn't feel much more equitable or reasonable. Anyway, the Cold War did have one thing in its favour: very few Russians got out of their shitty country.